BAD PUNS XXXIX

Fill in the name of a dog to completer a bad pun.

1. "With this will I make you my sole ________," Roy Rogers said to his wife.

2. The jockey needed his horse to run faster, so he had to ________.

3. Listening to the recent Congressional budget debate was enough to make you ________ hair out.

4. "I enjoy the music of Johann Sebastian ________," said the boy politely.

5. Run the sail up the ________ if the wind picks up again.

6. After leaving his medical office yesterday, the ________himself for an hour on the beach.

7. Mom just went into the bedroom. ________ nap time.

HINT:
7: Shh!________

Answers:

1. Airedale (heir, Dale)

2. Whippet

3. Terrier (tear your)

4. Boxer (Bach, sir)

5. Mastiff

6. Dachshund (doc sunned)

7. Schnauzer (shh! now's her)