RIDDLES

1. What can be a queen, but not a king?

2. What can be a king, but not a queen?

3. What does the dentist say every morning to his/her assistant?

4. What do Presidential insiders and carpenters have in common?

5. Did you hear about the slot machine that always came up showing triple fruit?

6. What do you call two hipsters discussing a green culinary herb?

7. Why is it in bad taste to ridicule the Heimlich Maneuver?

8. What do you call a military officer who pays rent to live in a bathroom in England?

9. What's the difference between a meditative Chinese martial art and a soothing Indian beverage?

Answers:

1. A bee

2. Kong

3. "Hi, Jean" or "Hi, Gene"

4. Cabinet positions

5. It was cherry-rigged

6. Chive talk

7. The Heimlich Maneuver is no joking matter. It's a choking matter.

8. Lieutenant (loo tenant)

9. Tai chi and Chai tea

 

Credits:

5-7: Mike Shenk

8. Marvin Miller 

9. Bob Lynch