BAD PUNS XLI
SOUNDING PRESIDENTIAL
In each sentence, put the name of a U.S. President in the blank to complete a bad pun.
1. The doctor prescribed some foul-tasting _______.
2." _______ any who oppose this marriage? Let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
3. Buck Rogers whipped out his _______ and blasted the alien.
4. The man thought his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a detective to _______.
5. _______ freight cars together on a train is no easy task.
6. To keep the business solvent, we have to _______ orders, and more quickly.
7. The Celtics got to shoot a technical foul in New York' Madison Square Garden because there were six _______ the floor.
8. While walking near a construction site, a woman _______ dress on a nail.
9. I didn't believe in love at first sight, but then I looked into her _______ hearts beat as one.
10. The law says the accused is entitled to a trial by a jury of his _______.
11. Plants won't grow on the _______ of the garden.
12. The attorney said, "The _______ my desk and ready to be signed."
13. After bending over the stove, the woman cried, "My _______ fire!"
14. The prisoner said, "I'm just _______ my time and waiting for the right moment to escape."
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