THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY
Ambrose Bierce
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Pain - An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
Patience - A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Peace - In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Penitent - Undergoing or awaiting punishment
Perseverance - A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success
Philosophy - A route of many words leading from nowhere to nothing
Picture - A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three
Please - A word to lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition
Pleasure - The least hateful form of dejection
Pleonasm - An army of words escorting corporal of thought
Politeness - The most acceptable hypocrisy
Politics - The conduct of public affairs for private advantage
Positive - Mistaken at the top of one's voice
Pray - To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy
Predicament - The wage of consistency
Preference - A sentiment or frame of mind induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another
Prerogative - A sovereign's right to do wrong
Prescription - A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient
Present - That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope
Presidency - The greased pig in the field game of American politics
Providential - Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it
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