THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY
Ambrose Bierce
T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Telephone - An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance
Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance
Twice - Once too often
Ultimatum - In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions
Virtues - Certain abstentions
War - A by-product of the arts of peace
Weather - A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned
X - A needless letter serving only to make spelling more difficult
Year - A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments
Yesterday - The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age
Yoke - A word that defines the matrimonial situation with precision, point, and poignancy
Youth - The period of Possibility
Zeal - A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced
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