RIDDLES
1. What was the ram's favorite song?
2. Why does Frosty do sit-ups?
3. Why is bread like the sun?
4. What can you both pull and smell?
5. What word is the best example of a silent E?
6. Who made a fortune from burping?
7. Why is majoring in psychology and minoring in economics a good idea?
8. Did you hear about the student of the classics who quoted Cicero after eating batter-fried eels which he found delicious? What did he say?
9. The Lone Ranger had to find a replacement for Tonto. He got an East Indian named Ganesh Sarrapindi. He wasn't Tonto, but Ganesh could shoot and ride a horse all right. So what was the problem?
Answers:
1. "Ewe Send Me"
2. He wants to be the Abdominal Snowman.
3. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
4. RANK
5. MIME
6. Earl S. Tupper, the inventor of Tupperware, with its signature air-tight "burp" seal
7. Because when you graduate, you'll mind your own business
8. "O tempura, O morays!" [tempora/mores - times, morals]
9. He kept calling the Lone Ranger "Kemosahib".
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