RIDDLES 

1. What's the difference between a vegetable farmer, a billiards player, Emily Post, and a church custodian?

2. What's the difference between a sitar and rupees?

3. What's the difference between a Yak and a tree?

4. Why is a precision marching band like a triple hot-fudge sundae?

5. Why is tennis the most romantic sport?

6. What is the Big Bopper's favorite paint color?

7. How do you get a red light to turn green?

8. Q. What are you doing at the lumber yard, Tarzan?

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9. Where did Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman go to college? 

 

Answers:

 

1. A vegetable farmer minds his peas; a billiards player minds his cues; Emily Post minds her P's and Q's; and a church custodian minds his keys and pews. 

 

2. A sitar is a lute and rupees are loot.

 

3. One letter: YAK - OAK

 

4. Because of DE CADENCE

 

5. It's played on a court, in matches, and it starts with love.

 

6. Chantilly lace

 

7. Start to look for something in the glove compartment

 

8. Getting board

9. Since they're in the Justice League, they must have gone to college in the Ivy League -Harvard, Yale, Princeton, or Columbia (the original IV [4] League schools)

Credits:

1: Pravan Chakravarthy

2. Harvey Estes

8: Merl Reagle