PARAPROSDOKIANS XXXVI

1. To be frank ......... I'd have to change my name.

2. To be perfectly honest ....... is almost impossible. 

3. If all the people who sleep in church were placed to end to end, they would be more comfortable.  

4. In labor news, longshoremen walked off the piers today. Rescue operations are continuing.

Credit:

4: George Carlin