ELEVEN CLASSIC SPOONERISMS

1. Chilled with fear

2. Candle with hair

3. Shake a tower

4. A lack of pies

5. Nosy little cook 

6. Shoving leopard 

7. Swirls before pine 

8. Chewing the doors 

9. You hissed by mystery lecture 

10. It's kistomary to cuss the bride 

11. Sew this gentleman into a sheet