RIDDLES

1. What country is always angry?

2. What country is it own worst enemy?

3. What has no life but can still die? 

4. What's the difference between yoga and agony? 

5. What are the shortest and longest sentences in English?

6. Four words start with GUE. Can you name them?

7. Everyone knows how to open it, but no one knows how to close it. What is it? 

8. What's the difference between a train station, a bus station, and a work station?

9. A 4'10" fortune teller swindled a customer out of a lot of money and then fled. What happened next?

10. What is the most common grammatical error made by prisoners? 

11. Two nine-letter words differ by a single letter. One is a significant event and the other a heavy burden. What are the words? 

12. What's the difference between crocodiles and alligators? 

Answers:

1. IRELAND

2. YEMEN

3. A battery

4. The letter "n"

5. Shortest: I am.

    Longest: I do.

6. Guess, guest, guerrilla, Guernsey 

7. An egg

8. No difference. 

A train stops a a train station, a bus stops at a bus station, .........

9. The police were searching for a small medium at large.

10. Incomplete sentences

11. Milestone - Millstone 

12. Crocodiles have narrow snouts.

         Alligator beaks are blunt.

      If you're having any doubts,

         Neither beast should you confront. 

 

Credit:

5: George Carlin 

11: Joseph Appel