QUOTES CCLXXX

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Author Unknown

 

Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule, or the cook.

Author Unknown 

 

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. 

Author Unknown

 

Concern for man and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavors.

Albert Einstein 

 

Many fortune tellers are getting out of the business. They say the future isn't what it used to be.

Author Unknown

 

Judge to convict: The prisons are full. I'm sentencing you to five years in the waiting room of the DMV.

Author Unknown

 

The instance of forgetting has never been proved. We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.

Friedrich Nietzsche

 

Planning ahead is a measure of money. The rich and even the middle class plan for future generations.  But the poor can plan ahead only by the week or day.

Gloria Steinem

 

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as to withhold payment of a just debt lest your creditor should spend the money badly.

George Bernard Shaw 

 

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good. 

Alice May Brock