QUOTES IX

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Reflecting on old age: The sunset is as beautiful as the sunrise, only in a different way.

Author Unknown

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Steve Martin

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.

Rita Rudner

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either.

Jack Benny

You know there is a problem with the educational system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with R.

Dennis Miller