Thursday, July 12, 2012

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VII

What's the difference between:

1. A mosquito and a fly?
2. A man and a tired dog?
3. An ice cream cone and a boxing champion?
4. A hill and a pill?
5. A summer dress in winter and an extracted tooth?
6. A horse and a husband

Answers:

1. A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
2. One wears trousers, the other pants.
3. You can lick one, but the other can lick you.
4. One's hard to get up, the other's hard to get down.
5. One is too thin, and the other is tooth out.
6. There is no difference. They're both led down the bridle (bridal) path. 

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