DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XVI

Did you hear about .....................

1. The bar that four of the Seven Dwarfs opened?
2. The average pig that failed to win a ribbon at the county fair?
3. The new crime show filmed in a deli?
4. The quiz show for dummies?
5. Spongebob on the skids?

Answers:

1. First they have Happy hour, then comes Dopey hour, then Sleepy hour. Grumpy hour comes the next morning. 

2. She was a so-so sow. 

3. "Slaw and Order"
4. "Are You Smarter Than a Cheese Grater?"
5. "Slumdog Squarepants"

Credits:
 #1: The Enigma
NPL Magazine - Nov/Dec 2010 

 #2: The Enigma
NPL Magazine - July, 2012
Cryptograms
WABBIT  

#3-5: LA Times Crossword
April 19, 2009
Merl Reagle