DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XXXVIII

Did you hear about ............................

1. The guy who was startled by Gregorian singers?
2. The single guy who was so obnoxious?
3. The guy who spent all his money on a limousine?
4. The lawyer who frequented only posh restaurants?
5. The guy who tried to hijack a bus full of Japanese tourists?

Answers:

1. He jumped at the chants. 
2. Not even the tide would go out with him. 
3. He had nothing to chauffeur it.
4. He was an ambiance chaser.
5. The police had 500 photographs of the suspect.

Credits:
#1: John Madison
#2: C.D.B. Bryan 
#3: Joseph P. Krengel
#4: Emo Philips
#5: Barry Cryer