JOKES

From Reader's Digest

   When the kindergarten teacher returned to her class after being absent, she asked the children how they had liked their substitute. "She was all right," said one little boy, "but she wasn't as smart as you."
   She had to use two hands to play the piano."


Stanley: "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"
Livingstone: "Do you have an appointment?"


   A little boy used a very unsuitable word in his first-grade class. The teacher told him that we don't talk like that in school. Besides, the teacher said, "You don't even know what it means."
   "I do know what it means," the boy insisted. "It means the car won't start."