DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XL

Did you hear about ..........................

1. The church member who was so deeply moved by the minister's appeal that each member contribute a tenth of his income, that he shouted .................?

2. The family that had three teenagers with crooked teeth?

3. The self-help book on cloning?

4. The moth that blundered into a two-year old's birthday party?

5. The special award for the political candidate who promises the least?

Answers:

1. "A tenth isn't enough! Each of us should give a twentieth." 
2. They kept an orthodontist on retainer. 
3. It's called Duet Yourself. 
4. He burned his end at both candles.
5. It's called the No Bull Please Prize.