SPOONERISMS XV

1. What did the farmer say when asked why he refused to work without his favorite shovel?
2. What do you call refreshments at a Cub Scout meeting?
3. What's the job of the ursine animal specialist at the zoo?
4. What do you call an expert plumber?
5. What do you call an inflated thread count scam at the linens factory?

Answers:

1. "I never heave loam without it."
2. Pack snack
3. Bear care
4. Drain brain
5. Sheet cheat

Credit: 
2-5: David Alfred Bywaters
       LA Times Crossword
       November 29, 2019
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