JOKES
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Jonathan Powell

The phone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" the caller asks.
"It is."
"This is the Internal Revenue Service. We wonder if you can help us."
"I'll try."
"Do you know a Herman Cohen?"
"I do."
"Is this man a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $10,000?"
"He did not. But he will."