THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT V

   A man left Chicago for a vacation in Key West. His wife was on a business trip and planned to fly down to meet him the next day. When the man arrived in Florida, he e-mailed his wife to let her know he had arrived, but mistyped her e-mail address. Instead, his message went to the inbox of a woman whose husband had just passed away.
   When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she read the message, screamed, and passed out cold. The woman's daughter rushed into the room and found this note on the computer screen: "My darling wife: Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to being with you again. Your loving husband.
   P.S. Sure is hot down here."