JOKES

   A golfer sliced the ball from the tee over the hill into a valley. Hearing a yell, he dashed to the top of the hill to see a man lying unconscious below. When the golfer ran down to the man, the stricken fellow opened one eye and said calmly, "I'm a lawyer and I'm going to sue you for five million dollars."
   "I'm so sorry," the golfer replied, but I did yell 'Fore.' "
   "I'll take it," said the lawyer.


   "The people upstairs are very annoying," complained the tenant. "Last night they stomped and banged on the floor until midnight."
   "Did they wake you?" asked the landlord.
   "No," explained the tenant, "I was up playing my tuba."