PARAPROSDOKIANS XI

From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Elizabeth G. Inge

    My husband was with me when I decided to buy something for our daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, my husband was feeling very out of place when this beautiful salesclerk sidled over and asked if she could help him. In a cocky manner he asked, "Where are the men's clothes?"
   In a demure voice the salesclerk replied, "All of these clothes are for men, sir."