FIVE RIDDLES

1. What do you call a half-order of shrimp scampi?
2. How do you know a cactus garden is ungrateful?
3. Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?
4. What happened when they started mixing male and female hurricanes?
5. When there's a will, you'll often see an heirloom. But what will you always see?


Answers:

1. Shrimp scimpi
2. It bites the hand that weeds it.
3. Because freedom rings
4. A lot of little hurricanes are popping up.
5. An heir loom

Credit:
#2: Barbara E. Roy
#3. Edith Best (seven years old)
#4: Ralph Dunagin
#5: Teddy Malkin