BAD PUNS XVIII

From Reader's Digest
John S. Crosbie 

1. Aardvark - It's aardvark, but it pays well.
2. Edifice - Sign on a junkyard fence: "Edifice Wrecks"
3. Newt - He really was a salamander, but no one newt.

4. Nicholas - "But, Joe, I can't marry you. You're penniless."
    "That's nothing. The Tsar of Russia was Nicholas"

5. Paranoia - One mental hospital patient to another, pointing
    to the two psychiatrists making ward rounds: "Don't let
    that paranoia."

6. Fault - Forward-looking California residents have set up
the San Andreas Emergency Fund, proving that Californians
can be generous to a fault.