FANCY FOOTWEAR

If footwear for British apartment dwellers are flats, what is the proper footwear for ..................

1. Sweethearts
2. Car part that sends gas to the engine
3. Slowing down
4. Relaxation
5. Snake fanciers
6. Men who lie, cheat, and steal
7. Politicians

Answers:

1. Lovers' spats
2. Fuel pumps
3. Brake shoes
4. Loafers
5. Water moccasins
6. Low heels
7. Flip-flops

Credit (Ex. and #1-3):  
Robert H. Wolfe