DEFINITIONS V

1. KALEIDOSCOPE
    Instrument for measuring auto accidents

2. EXPERTISE
    Any ten-year old boy, according to his sister

3. CONCOURSE
    Class on deception

4. GUBERNATORIAL
    Born in a peanut patch

5. AIRHEAD
   CEO of the FAA

Credits:
From Reader's Digest 
1: Brandy Brandon
2. Isobel L.Livingsone
3. Mary Beth Allison
4. Brandy Brandon
5. Johnny Hart