DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XLIX

Did you hear about .......................

1. What the police said when they arrested the mime?
2. The book about the two conjoined cats who shared an appendage?
3. The father who wouldn't stop talking about his new baby?
4. The secretary at the property foreclosure company?

Answers:

1. They told him, "You have the right to remain silent."
2. It's called "A Tail of Two Kitties".  
3. Finally, he had to get up to change the subject.
4. She mistakenly ended a final notice letter, "Very truly ours."


Credits: Reader's Digest 
3: Bill Gold
4: Marcia L. Keller