HOW________  IS IT / HE / SHE

1. EMPTY: As empty as the Kremlin's suggestion box
2. BORING: As boring as watching a cat sleep / paint dry
3. BORING: As boring as a church bulletin board
4. CHARISMATIC: As charismatic as a speed bump
5. HOT: So hot two fire hydrants are fighting over a dog
6. HOT: So hot the yellow jackets are ................ you know
7. COLD: So cold lawyers and politicians have their hands in their own pockets
8. COLD: So cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decide chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii

9. COLD: So cold I saw a chicken with a capon

10. CAUTIOUS: So cautious he looks both ways when crossing a one-way street.

11. JEALOUS: So jealous she was looking through my calendar and demanded to know who April, May, and June were (Rodney Dangerfield in Reader's Digest)