THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT XV
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Harold L. Cole


One Sunday morning at church, our pastor announced, "Today's final hymn will be No. 238: 'Take Time to be Holy' ". Then he added, "In the interest of time, we'll sing only the first and last verses."
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Correction in the Milton-Freewater, Oregon, Valley Herald: "The title of a First Christian Church program in last week's paper was written as 'Our God Resigns.' The actual title is 'Our God Reigns.' "