DID YOU HEAR ABOUT L

Did you hear about ................

1. The Eskimo couple who were trying to start a famiy?
2. The restaurant on the moon?
3. The frog who parked in a no parking zone?
4. The guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
5. The French cheese factory that exploded?

Answers:

1. They were hoping to hear the chatter of little teeth.
2. The food is good, but there's no atmosphere. 
3. His car was towed.
4. He was awarded the No Bell prize. 
5. There was nothing left but debris*


Credit:
1: From Reader's Digest
    Contributed by Robert Orben 

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