DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LII

Did you hear about ...................

1. The football fanatic?
2 . The cemetery for crossword puzzle addicts?
3. The minister who cut his face shaving while thinking about his sermon?

Answers:

1. His business wound up in the hands of a receiver.
2. The graves are six feet down and three across.
3. He got a note in the collection plate telling him to think about his face and cut his sermon. 

Credit:
2: Victor Marlier in Reader's Digest