THREE RIDDLES

1. Who spends more money than a drunken sailor?
2. Why do bagpipers always walk while playing?
3. What can you say about the guy who was cut out of a will, got a terrible haircut, and suffered through a smog alert - all on the same day.

Answers:

1. A sober Congressman
2. It's harder to hit a moving target. 
3. He had a bad heir day, a bad hair day, and a bad air day.