JOKES

   When a woman in my office recently became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten years are the hardest," she said. 

   "How long have you been married? the engaged woman asked her.

   "Ten years."

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   When a nun collapsed in the sales office of a time-share resort, the sales rep ran to the front-desk manager.

   "Two nuns walked into the sales office, and one of them fainted!" she yelled breathlessly.

   Unfazed, the manager just looked at her.

   "Well, said the rep, "aren't you going to do anything?"

   "I'm waiting for the rest of the joke."

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   "What's that sound?" a woman visiting our nature center asked. 

   "It's the frogs trilling for a mate," Patti, the naturalist explained. "We have a pair in the science room. But they've been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other." The woman nodded sympathetically. "The trill is gone."

Credits:

Reader's Digest 

September, 2008

Submitted by: 

1: Tonya Winter

2: Donna Caplan

3. Kathy Jo Townson