WARNING LABELS IV

1. On an iron-on T-shirt transfer: Do not iron while wearing shirt.

2. The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.

3. Classified Ad: Lawn mower - tends to catch on fire but easily put out with a garden hose

4. On craigslist: Will trade brand new (never been worn) wedding and engagement ring set for handgun.

5. For his speech class in college, my son's homework assignment was titled, "How to Make Your Speech Better." Underneath was the following suggestion: "Avoid cliches - think outside the box."

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