PARAPROSDOKIANS XXXIII

From Reader's Digest

Contributed by Pratik Pandya

 

   After downing half a glass of milk, my ten-year-old son declared, "I'm an optimist: The glass is  half empty." 

   "Looking at the glass as half empty is a sign of pessimism," I said.

   "Not if you don't like what's in it," was his reply. 

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From Reader's Digest

Mitch Hedberg 

I haven't slept for ten days. That would be way too long.