RESUME REGRETS VI

DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU

From Reader's Digest 

 

Looking for a job? Learn from these miscues made by real job applicants.

Candidate specified that her resume was set up to be sung to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme.

Candidate applying for a job to work in Antarctica claimed to speak Antarctican.

Candidate listed "to make dough" as her main objective.

Candidate's cover letter talked about her family's being in the mob.