LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES IV

From Reader's Digest

September, 2022

Submitted by Bryan Iselt

Lexington, Texas

 

The guy in front of me in the grocery store checkout line was buying just three things: a case of beer, a carton of cigarettes, and a gallon of milk. The total came to $75. He stood there for a moment in disbelief before asking the cashier, "How much was that milk?"

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From Reader's Digest

Submitted by @mommajessiec

I've never meditated. The closest I've come to thinking about nothing for 30 minutes is the time my husband talked about his fantasy football league.

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From Reader's Digest

September, 2022

Submitted by @darlainky

Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside and clean the erasers...