JOKES

1. A strip club near me shut down for a few days. The sign in the window: CLOTHED

2. Before my wife got pregnant, I thought Braxton Hicks was a country-western singer. 

3. A lawyer had an operation. He woke up in his hospital room and saw that all the blinds were shut. When he asked the nurse why, she said, "There was a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed." 

4.    It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year old mother. But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, "Which side are you on?"

      "Oh, no," she said. 

      "Are they fighting already?"

5. "When one door closes, another door opens" is good advice - unless you're ...............

Answer to #5: 

..... a cabinet maker  

Credits:

1. Reader's Digest, Dec. 2020/Jan. 2021 

    Kathleen O'Hagan

4: Reader's Digest, April, 2021

    Joseph Hubisz

5. Reader's Digest, Feb. 2022

    Bud Frampton