THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LVI

What's the difference between:

1. Mostly sunny and partly cloudy? 

2. Science fiction and fantasy?

3. Washington and Florida?

4. A TD and Amsterdam?

5. Complete and finish?

6. Poker and origami?

 

Answers:

 

1. Your attitude

 

2. Science fiction is when Wonder Woman fights villains from outer space. Fantasy is thinking she will go on a date with you. 

 

3. Apples and oranges  

4. A TD is a touchdown and Amsterdam is a Dutch town.

 

5. If you marry the right woman, you're complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you're finished.

 

6. In poker, you can either hold 'em or fold 'em. In origami you can only fold 'em. 

 

Credit:

2: Lynda Carter