RIDDLES

1. What do you call 87 pieces of corn?

2. What do they call spousal support after divorce in Texas?

3. How do you know the wedding was emotional?

4. A teacher told a child to draw a horse and buggy. The child drew the horse. "What about the buggy?" asked the teacher. What did the student answer?

5. What can you make and take, save and spend, win and lose?

6. Did you hear about the two marathon runners?

7. Why are dogs and horse bad dancers?

8. Why were the flower growers mad at the sheepherders?

Answers:

1. Four score and seven ears

2. ALAMONEY

3. Even the cake was in tiers

4. "The horse will draw it."

5. Time

6. They had a long-distance relationship.

7. They have two left feet. 

8. Their flocks ate their phlox.

 

Credit:

1: Maura Jacobson